This story is about a man from Israel who treats Moco Near Me's room as a poor man's RPG. The reason I say this is, the man (MR_Bucks) tells more stories about his than the Bible told. He's not only claimed to own three different houses in three different states but also a 2013 BMW, a Lexus, as well as a Yacht. What threw the red flag was not that his stories were more far fetched than women he claims to meet, but that he's a silly Jewie. From posing with jewlery that he asked to hold at a pawn shop, to Googling pictures of women that he claimed were his wife; the lies eventually caught up with him.
It was a rainy afternoon in Mr. Bucks studio apartment. Dirty clothes scattered around the floor soiled with his own bile, crumbled up and thrown in random areas of the room like the Taliban came through looking for his Israeli Secret Agent papers. His computer sat in his kitchen because his apartment was so small, you had to go outside to change your mind. Clothes he washed in the sink with Dawn soap and dried in his oven lay all over his counter. No one has visited him since the accident. No one spoke of the accident that landed him in a wheelchair. Surviving a head on collision with the MTA Metro North train, he was now bound to his wheelchair. He logged onto Moco to live an alternate life where not only his legs worked, but he worked.
With a quick log in, he joined Near Me. His beady eyes gazed at his screen. There she was, perfect as a flower, Asianbaybe. He smirked, and adjusted his Canal st. knock off glasses. To set the mood, he put on Billy Idol - Rebel Yell and clicked on her name. After five minutes of lies about his lifestyle and semi-perverted messages, he received her screen name for Skype. Smiling in excitement, he spun his wheelchair in a circle in his kitchen while popping a wheelie as if firing off shots in the air.
He fires up Skype than Himmler did the very ovens his grandparents got stuffed into like an over packed suitcase. With just two minutes of web camming and talking, the smelly pumpernickel dick comes out. The look of disgust on Asianbaybe's face could only be on par with his wife's face after he accidentally nutted in her. Quickly the cam session ends, and a loud knock comes to his door. Suddenly the door bursts open like a Macho Man Slim Gym commercial. Wood debris flies everywhere. Several cops step in, caught off guard by the foul stench of unwashed ball sack and mildew clothing. Mr. Bucks sits in his wheelchair, fully naked with his ass sweat staining the very seat he is sitting in. Avoiding child support is a bitch but so is being deported back to Israel.
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